NORRIS Mc SQUIRTER

Although not in pain
One slight strain
Can cause a stain,
So
What you must do
Is stay close to the loo
And avoid the bubble poo,
The dreaded
Norris Mc Squirter.
The guts may not hurt
Each fart may cause a spurt
A terrible liquid squirt,
Though
Quick off the blocks
Pebble dashed jocks
Its trickled to your socks
Oh dear
You've Norris Mc Squirtered.
Was it the odd food snaffled?
That caused a bubbling babble
So the bog you pap baffled,
To
Muffle the echoing blast
Of a mudslide racing fast
The result of recent repast,
A belch
From Norris Mc Squirter.
Oh how the bowels sing
And the terrible ring sting
On the throne of an agonized king,
It
May not last long
The wrenching of guts so strong
And the gaseous cloudy pong
You've just met
Norris Mc Squirter.

Phil Hall  October 2014