MICKLEGATE BAR
Under Micklegate
Pass
Cars, pedestrians
And motorbikes,
Where once displayed
Yorkist heads
On bloody spikes.
ROUGHAGE
If roughage
Was so good
For you,
Why do you
Flush it down
The Loo?
GOD
It's odd
How many
End up dead,
Just for
Worshipping
A supposed
Peace
Loving God.
FRENCH FOOD
I thought
It just
Old wives tales,
But, it's true
French eat
Frogs and snails.
SWISS CHEESE
I'm hard
To please,
The tastiest bit
To eat
Is the holes
In Swiss cheese.
Phil Hall January 2015