LUNAR SEA

Would you like to walk
By the edge of lunar sea?
Paddle in its waters
You'll be
With me
Drinking tea.
We could hold elections
Up high on golden dais,
Pose a lot of questions
And pull a funny face.
Is it murder
If a tie dyes?
Here's a poser for you....
Can a horse fly?
Does a fig give a fig
If he can't date a date?
If you love your friend
Do you mate with your mate?
What if it rains
In the sunshine state?
Can you peel a bell?
Did William Tell?
Would a dyslexic witch
Ever learn to spell?
Is that the wood
I can see through the trees?
Is there ever fluid
On a bees knees?
Does a postman call
At the house with deaths door?
Show me the courtroom
Where the judge uses sods law.
Can a sheep
Act like a goat?
And is that wolf
Wearing the sheep's coat?
One question I ask
A thousand times,
Do you have to be in a nursery
To enjoy funny rhymes?
If a horse has a groom
Then why does a bride?
Strolling by the edge of lunar sea
Only you can decide.
When you put a fork in a hot dog
Does it whimper and yelp?
One doesn't have to be crazy to read this....
But, it don't half help.
We've dipped a toe
Into the wonderful lunar sea,
Scream at the moon
Be as mad as a balloon,
Ha ha!!!!
You're all as crazy as me.

Phil Hall  July 2014