Oh my gosh!
Is that a Yorkshire pudding
Atop
A rogan josh?
Roop chanda
Lamb pasanda
Share a plate
With pepperoni pizza!
Egg fried rice
Is very nice
With chicken
In black bean sauce,
But, amidst the fusion
Reigns culinary confusion
Adding chips
And a burger
Probably made of horse.
The finest cooks
Garner admiring looks
Tossing prawns high over flame,
Though it's the rush
For the food, barbarically crude
All you can eat being the game.
Myriad treats
Worldwide sweets
Banoffee pie to gulabjam,
Custard creams
And jelly beans
Finish off the tastebud scam.
There's many a place
Where one can fill your face
In a house of fusion confusion,
Calories gained at alarming rate
Should carry a bucket
Instead of a plate
It's all just a gastro illusion.
Phil Hall September 2014
Is that a Yorkshire pudding
Atop
A rogan josh?
Roop chanda
Lamb pasanda
Share a plate
With pepperoni pizza!
Egg fried rice
Is very nice
With chicken
In black bean sauce,
But, amidst the fusion
Reigns culinary confusion
Adding chips
And a burger
Probably made of horse.
The finest cooks
Garner admiring looks
Tossing prawns high over flame,
Though it's the rush
For the food, barbarically crude
All you can eat being the game.
Myriad treats
Worldwide sweets
Banoffee pie to gulabjam,
Custard creams
And jelly beans
Finish off the tastebud scam.
There's many a place
Where one can fill your face
In a house of fusion confusion,
Calories gained at alarming rate
Should carry a bucket
Instead of a plate
It's all just a gastro illusion.
Phil Hall September 2014
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