ROONASPISMS

Not many can
Nor even Kenny man
Roonaspise the spoonarism,
Fin act
Vits dirry efficult
An embal verbalism.
To prite wrose
Is turry veff
Bat I'll bluv a hast,
Rooming spinarisms
Fin oetic porm
A boem pats lilt to thast.
Hay sello froo Ty mends
Betty Swollocks and Mary Hinge
Chust jange frack to bunt
Shodd ames nor fure
Queely stright range
Qut bot nite Cupid Stunt.
If pou yerk out the woem
Hith the welp of Patty Shinty
Dell wone, clou are yery vever,
Gerty dusset smill wile
And spool yoonaspise roonaspisms
Or feva end ava.
Phil Hall  October 2014