THE
ELEPHANT AND THE FLEA
(Capitalism
meets Syncretism)
There
was a lot of activity at the watering hole
Wildebeest and zebra and even an Oryx foal
A flea was being a nuisance, biting at the
beasts
When, a lumbering elephant came into view
at the watery feast.
Lots
of bickering diplomats banging on the UN’s door
With
noisy foreign attaches shuffling on the floor,
One
diplomat in particular was making lots of noise
An important member stood out, with elegance
and poise.
The
flea started to harangue the giant, with its nasty little bite
But,
the leviathan just wandered past not noticing the mite,
The
flea got agitated and flew up to his adversaries’ eye
“I
have the infections to destroy you; I can even make you die.”
The
shouting in the chamber was from the Syncretistic
His
Capitalist adversary was omnipotent and totally realistic,
The
raging diplomat spat insults into his opponents face
“We
now have the capability to put you in your place.”
The
flea started to show off with amazing feats of strength
Like
jumping into the air up to ten times its body length,
Then
it picked a large grain of sand which it carried on its back
“I
maybe small but I’m powerful, anyone of you I can attack.”
He
boasted of potential nuclear strikes on nearby foreign lands
He
didn’t worry about the consequence of blood upon his hands,
“You
cannot dictate to us so beware we will do just as we please,
The
age of capitalism and colonialism will be brought down to its knees”
The
elephant filled his mighty trunk and blew water into the air
So
all the creatures not close enough could get an equal share,
He
uprooted a tree, scattering leaves and fruit over the arid ground
All
the hungry animals ate well after coming from miles around.
The
capitalist pointed to his good deeds to help a fellow man
The
eradication of drought and starvation being the master plan,
“You
obviously have the knowledge, your scientists are bespoke
So
why not use your talents to help your country folk?”
The
flea could see he was outgunned, so he turned upon the foal
The
aggressive little bully, sabre rattling was his goal,
The elephant wouldn’t see a defenseless animal
suffer like that
So
he raised his mighty hoof and crushed the annoying flea flat.
The
syncretistic threats wasn’t causing the capitalist any hurt
So
he angered smaller nations, by threatening to crush them into the dirt,
The
capitalist said “I will stop you, with
our Allies and with our wealth
Your
weapons of mass destruction will be neutralized by stealth”
Phil
Hall July 2013