ANNOYING ADVERT

              ANNOYING ADVERT

You put stamps into an album..... You save,

He takes a penalty at football..... You save.

You find a better return on your money..... You save.

Well how about?

You don’t want a beard..... You shave,

They don’t dance in clubs anymore..... They rave.

Put your arm up and shake it..... You wave,

The British legion poppy appeal..... You gave.

Gave up chocolate for Lent..... You crave,

You’re into sadistic pleasure..... You deprave.

Your dad has to speak to you..... You behave,

You erect a new fence..... You plant a stave.

In cards we call it a jack..... Not a knave,

Only fools and horses, twenty four seven..... Only on Dave.

Kids don’t have a favourite..... It’s a fave,

You want to build a patio.....You pave.

An epitaph on a tombstone.....You engrave,

Barbaric military dictators and religious fanatics..... They enslave.

Your doctor gives you bad news..... Be brave,

Ssntander, stop this advert.....You’re sending me to an early grave!

Phil Hall     June 2012