YOU COULDN'T MAKE
IT UP
The heroes of the
Dunkirk rescue
Who piloted the
little boats from London’s wharves,
Put their lives at
risk for their countrymen.
Unarmed, under fire
and now
Unheralded,
For fear of upsetting foreign visitors.
You couldn't make
it up.
Centuries of
tradition in our countryside,
From chasing a roll
of cheese down a hill
To Morris dancers
outside a village pub
Are now removed
from the calendar.
The faceless lily livered
city Councillors
Even changed the
Christmas holiday to a ‘Winterval’
You couldn't make
it up.
A tax placed on
empty rooms in your house,
Oil prices fall,
yet our petrol goes up
And the highest
road tax in the world.
Yet our roads, oh
Lord have mercy our roads
They are potholed
and broken like a war zone.
You couldn't make
it up.
Yet
We have people
allowed to burn poppies
The symbol of our
fallen in conflict,
And spit hatred at
our glorious dead.
Immigrants can
celebrate their festivals with total freedom,
And we give
thousands of pounds in housing and handouts
To a known
terrorist and his family,
Whilst a woman
commits suicide in my country
For not being able
to pay her bills.
Welcome to England
No really
You are welcome to
it.
You just couldn't
make it up.
Phil Hall May 2013