Sunday, May 5, 2013

LARGE HATS


LARGE HATS


I’ve done some research on North Korea
And I’ve come up with some interesting facts.
A life in the army is the preferred career,
And they all wear extremely large hats.
The beer there is tasteless
It is due to a poor variety of hops.
Also, judging by their leaders haircut,
They don’t have any good barbers’ shops.
This isn’t a knock at their people,
Just the nuclear, trigger happy regime,
What was so bad about London?
Why didn’t you send an Olympic team?
The impressive city of Pyongyang
Sits proudly over the Taedong River,
But, the rest of the country is in abject poverty
And the human rights abuse makes one shiver.
The youthful leader with his chubby cheeks
May appear to look quite cute,
But don’t be fooled by his boyish looks,


He’s a madman with ballistic weapons
And he dresses in a boiler suit.


Phil Hall  May 2013



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