THREESOME

THREESOME

My girlfriend promised me a threesome

And she didn’t let me down,

She’s an adventurous type

She didn’t scowl or frown.

It was when I got home one night,

The bedroom light was on,

My girlfriend wasn’t even there

I wondered where she’d gone.

I wasn’t alone though

 Two of them there lay,

Two lovely, sweet young things

For me to have my wicked way.

One was dark and sultry

The other so soft and white,

Both looked so terribly tempting

They were a devilish sight.

Which one would I start with?

They both looked gorgeous to me.

So first I teased the white one,

She was sweet and really creamy.

The dark one was much firmer

She was a tough nut to crack,

But I licked and sucked and suddenly

Her sweet juice came flooding back.

I was spent I’d had my fill

I’d gorged like a hungry fox,

But chocolates really fill me up,

So I popped the lid back on the box.

(Be honest... You all wanted a naughty outcome)

Phil Hall  May 2013