ME AND MY TRUNK
I’d get incredibly
drunk,
If I had an
elephants trunk,
With, which to
drink my beer.
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I wouldn’t get very
far,
When driving my
car,
As it’d get in the
way when I steer.
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I’d ask a Doctor to
deduce,
What it’d cost to
reduce,
The unsightly thing
to be shrunk.
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The advice I’d get
back,
Would be “put your
head in a sack”
“Then pretend
you’re a Cistercian monk”
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How can I put into
words?
That I’d be a hit
with the birds,
But, that’s the
feathered variety, you see.
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If it was the first
light of dawn,
And it stretched as
I yawn,
They’d land on it,
instead of the tree!
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Phil Hall
Feb 2013
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