MODIFIED
We’d surely have eventually died out.
Because our distant cousin
Neanderthal,
With their big
bulging head,
Are not still
wandering about.
Bread in bygone
days
Had weevils and
bugs crawling inside.
Now, with new irradiated
flour,
Insects access to
your loaf
Is finally denied.
We’ve now got
salmon
The size of blue
whales.
Cheese that lasts
forever,
Milk is still fresh
after a week.
And the countryside
has skyscraper sized hay bales.
Now, before you all
Go on the
offensive.
Calling me a daft
old fool,
All I want to know
is this,
Why’s organic food
so bloody expensive?
If a supermarket
puts mud on a carrot
Then promotes it as
organic,
It then charges as
much as it likes.
Is dirty veg healthier to eat?
Or am I just being
thick?
No comments:
Post a Comment